December 2011
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child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
“This is my suicide dress,” she told him. “I only wear it on days when I’m afraid...”
– Denver Butson, What She Was Wearing (via serialstranger)
12 hours is a long time to be lying awake in the dark with only your thoughts for company. Oh well, I have things to do today.
I was going to write a big angry post, but I’m too sleep deprived and sensible to do so. Instead, what I’m doing is writing a number of predictions down and putting them into an envelope. As each event happens as I predicted, I’ll reveal that I saw it coming for a long time. This is a fun way to spend the morning.
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
I like that Sarah Meyler exists because the world is more entertaining with her in it
What doesn't kill you will try again.
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According to fans who just met Lady Gaga, she...
When I see those “follow this girl or she’s gonna kill herself” posts, I hate the world a little bit more than before.
“The cost of sanity, in this society, is a certain level of alienation.”
– Terence McKenna (via constantblushing)
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